Introduction

The Ultimate Roast is a blog of random posts with "original" roasts and back handed compliments. Everyone loves a good roast and if you're easily offended, this blog may not be for you. For the rest of you who just want to have a few laughs, I welcome you. If you comment with a few original roasts of your own, I salute you! Hell, I may even come out with an official roast book someday if I gather enough roasts, but for now, these posts are all in the spirit of fun.